she looked like the before picture.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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