I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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