return my video game
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Is Oprah even human
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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