i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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