Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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