Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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