I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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