he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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