he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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