Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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