For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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