I CAN MOONWALK!
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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