Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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