Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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