The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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