I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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