Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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