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That's how twitter works, right?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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