No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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