So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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