Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
