butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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