Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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