Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just puked most of my soul out..
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