I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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