these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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