my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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