Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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