i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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