Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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