I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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