Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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