Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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