when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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