so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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