I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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