My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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