who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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