we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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