i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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