Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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