On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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