"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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