Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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