there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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