so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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