I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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