I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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