what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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