do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
