I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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