Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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