no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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