What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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